Well, today, Thursday, is the big day for Victoria and Craig who, at 4pm Las Vegas time, midnight Stratford time, are to be married, with Hilary, Victoria’s mother - the most beautiful woman in the world - in attendance, and I’m sure laughing and crying in equal measure.

So, Victoria and Craig, I’m raising my glass in your honour, and send a few Shakespearean words from ‘Venus and Adonis’ to help you toward a very happy marriage…

‘Give me my hand,’ saith he, ‘why dost thou feel it?’

‘Give me my heart,’ saith she, ‘and thou shoult have it…’

Have a great day!